Dat's Wad I'm Talkin' About

So Lee has won The Apprentice. As expected, the man who lied on his CV and spent the interview process erupting like a Dinosaur on heat, took the glory.

Claire, my tip, was second. She looks sad as a type but somewhat resplendent and ablaze with curls on the ‘You’re Hired’ show. It must be the BBC make-up department.

Apparently, Lee is going to spend his £100,000 a year salary leasing a Porsche, paying his mother’s gas bills and, if Sir Alan lets him, a two week holiday in South Africa. I don’t know, already asking for time off.

Anyway, it’s over – for another year at least. And that certainly is as kosher as Christmas.